Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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