Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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