im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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