everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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