He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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