have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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