It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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