just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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