My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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