yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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