Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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