Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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