Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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