Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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