i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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