Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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