I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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