i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
