no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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