Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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