just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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