It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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