If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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