I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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