I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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