OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize
