Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
