And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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