I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
True strength comes from lack of pants
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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