Nicole vs. Life
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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