I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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