The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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