bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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