that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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