Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
