Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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