You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my being single is dangerous.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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