Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just cropdusted the office
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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