she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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