She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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