VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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