Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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