I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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