I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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