Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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