it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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