About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Life is so much better after having sex.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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