people are starting to question the shark bite story
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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