I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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