she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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